Chapter 4: An Explosive Birth
Word Count: 6,258
Pairings: Bruce/Joker, Joker/Harley
Disclaimer: I don't own TDK, DC, or its characters, just my OC m/m baby.
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: violence, plots of chaos, plots of death, fire/explosions, childbirth, and sappy new-fatherly-ness :D
Fic Summary: By tricking a frigid biomedical engineer and a harlequin ( Read more... )

Title: Eyes of Glass
Word Count: 3,338
Pairings: none, or can be pre-Joker/Batman, or Joker/Batman.  Like canon, it's ambiguous. xP
Disclaimer: I don't own TDK or its characters, but even if I did I would most certainly never make this canon.  I couldn't bring myself to be that cruel.
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: gore, disturbing imagery/concepts, death, ( Read more... )

Title: Love
Word Count: 986
Pairings: Bruce/Joker
Disclaimer: I don't own TDK or its characters, just the poor old couple in this story.  And the dog, I guess.  And its intestines. xP  But B and J = not mine.  I know, it sucks. D:
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: disturbing imagery, violence, lotsa gore, implied sex, and...fluff?  Who knows.
Summary: "Love" - it ( Read more... )

Title: The King and His Fool
Chapter 4: What Must a King Do?
Word Count: 820
Pairings: Batman/Joker
Disclaimer: I don't own TDK or its characters, just this weird medieval world I've written them into.
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: implied sex/bondage (finally!)
Chapter Summary: It all started in the king's battle tent.  The jester's tongue can send anyone over ( Read more... )

Title: You're Gonna Go Far, Kid
Chapter 2/3: Dance ******, Dance (since this post is open to the public, decided to bleep it out.  If you know the song, you know what I mean.)
Word Count: 4,799
Pairings: none
Disclaimer: I don't own TDK or its characters, just this weird, twisted, AU, time-traveling, cracked-up plot.
Rating: PG-15 this chapter
Warnings: ( Read more... )

So, I figure I've been stalking this community while only posting stuff to fanfiction.net long enough, it's time to actually post my stuff here.  I've been writing Batman/Joker since February of last year, but never got the nerve up to post here (mostly cuz I couldn't figure out how :P).  BUT, now I think I've figured it out.  *crosses fingers*

I'll ( Read more... )

Title: Voyeurism At It's Worst 9/?
Author: heatherhouse
Rating: PG-13, for now
Characters/Pairings: Joker/Batman, OC
Warnings: Un'bated, Crackfic
Disclaimer: Only Desarai belongs to me, so please don't take her. The boys belongs to DC and Warner Brothers.
Verse: Movieverse
A/N: Hi guys! I'm back! This is going to a short return chapter to lead you into the ( Read more... )

Title: You're Welcome
Author: 1bad_joke
Rating: PG-14
Prompt: "Carve your name into my arm." -Placebo (Every Me and Every You)
Disclaimer: Batman and those affiliated with the DC universe do not belong to me. This is for my own entertainment. In no way am I profiting.
Warnings: Innuendos of self-mutilation, some colorful language, and slight OOCness
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Title: Honeys, I'm Home!
Author: 1bad_joke
Disclaimer: This is only for fun.In no way am I profiting from this. I own only my imagination.
Prompt: All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players: They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts.
--As You Like It (Act II, Scene VII)
Rating: PG-14
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